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Wednesday, July 26, 2017

REVERSE TWIN


REVERSE TWIN
“This buck is your reverse twin. he will haunt you until you remove your skin and hands as a screaming, broken man.” “When you’re at the store and suddenly remember your bones belong to your own reverse twin.” 

Chuck Tingle, @chucktingle


Tuesday, July 25, 2017

SENTIENT CLONED WIENER

SENTIENT CLONED WEINER
“You didn't tell me you'd make a copy of my dick from a parallel universe!' I 
counter."

'”Well put me back!' yells the midsection. 'I can't even move like this, I've got no body! I'm just hips and a dick!”

“’Listen, it's too dangerous to send you back, I'm very sorry,' says Tomp. 'What I can do is build you a nice set of mechanical wings so you can fly around.'”
Chuck Tingle, Kissed On the Wiener By My Own Wiener


Thursday, July 20, 2017

VOID WORM

VOID WORM
"The most common type of worm in The Void is about the size of a human arm, and resembles a tentacle that you would find connected to a large squid. These creatures appear so similar to the appendages of our ocean dwelling friends, in fact, that they are often referred to as tentacles 
themselves, although this is technically incorrect because they do not 
connect to a larger beast.” 

“Along the bottom of these worms are several rows of suction cups that are used for gripping, moving, and feeding on the souls of the suffering and disenfranchised.”
Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle’s Complete Guide To the Void


Wednesday, July 19, 2017

OTHERWORLDLY BEAST

OTHERWORLDLY BEAST
"Seconds later, I see a rather large beast emerging from the 
shadows. I stumble back in terror as I find myself face to face with a handsome, yet terrifying, velociraptor who sports a 
flower for a head."

“The massive beast steps forward, allowing an enormous, 
hardening cock to spring out from his scaly body. I can tell exactly what he wants me to do just from the look on his prehistoric flower face, and I’m happy to oblige.” 
Chuck Tingle, Stranger Pounds


Tuesday, July 18, 2017

VOID CRAB

VOID CRAB
“Void Crabs are similar in appearance to the lake crabs you might find on this layer of reality, although their shells are jet black and their claws are slightly larger. Along with these external differences, Void Crabs contain no internal organs to speak of, powered entirely by a thick, tarlike substance that fills their shell.”
Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle’s Complete Guide To the Void


Friday, July 14, 2017

HANDSOME UNICORN


HANDSOME UNICORN
“The unicorn colonel sits atop his powerful steed in full uniform, looking up at me as I gaze down at him. He’s just as handsome as the painting that hangs downstairs, and despite my best efforts I almost immediately find myself just as aroused as I am afraid."

“I can feel the colonel’s hoof hands press gently on the back of my head and hold me there, hesitating, as if he’s still not entirely sure that he wants to commit to this favor 
for a ghostly friend.”
Chuck Tingle, My Ass Is Haunted By the Gay Unicorn Colonel


Thursday, July 13, 2017

GAY LIVING DONUT


GAY LIVING DONUT
“The next thing I know, a handsome, floating donut is approaching me from either side. The pastries are absolutely gorgeous, muscular and toned with massive dicks hanging down from their frosted, 
circular bodies." ”Two floating donuts approach me with their cocks in their tiny baked hands, beating off and looking down at my fit body as it lies contorted below them.”
Chuck Tingle, Glazed By the Gay Living Donuts

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

MAN WITH NO EYES AND WIENERS FOR HAIR

MAN WITH NO EYES AND WIENERS FOR HAIR*
“The Man With No Eyes And Wieners For Hair is a devil who can travel directly from the depths of The Void to any layer of The 
Tingleverse with almost no effort, making him one of the most 
terrifying creatures that any buckaroo could have the 
misfortune to encounter.”
Chuck Tingle, Dr. Chuck Tingle’s Complete Guide To the Void

*EDITORS NOTE: Because The Man With No Eyes And Wieners For Hair draws his power from others thinking about him, please do not look at the above image. If you happen to find yourself looking at the above image, at least refrain from thinking about The Man With No Eyes And Wieners For Hair.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

SNAKE-BAT HYBRID

SNAKE-BAT HYBRID
“The government couldn't afford to pay the Queen's Guards 
anymore so we used these unfinished snake and bat hybrids that MI5 
has been developing.”
Chuck Tingle, Pounded By the Pound