SENTIENT CLONED WEINER
“You didn't tell me you'd make a copy of my dick from a parallel universe!' I
counter."
'”Well put me back!' yells the midsection. 'I can't even move like this, I've got no body! I'm just hips and a dick!”
“’Listen, it's too dangerous to send you back, I'm very sorry,' says Tomp. 'What I can do is build you a nice set of mechanical wings so you can fly around.'”
Chuck Tingle, Kissed On the Wiener By My Own Wiener
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