"My name is Dr. Rick Dagless MD. Who would've thought that that giant eye was once a young man. The guy was undergoing experimental gamma ray treatment for mumps when the eyeball of a sex offender got in the reactor chamber with him. But if you sell your body for medical experiments to make a quick buck you've gotta roll with the punches. At least he was a peace now, on account of being dead."
"What I couldn't work out was how he'd managed to make another man pregnant. I guess we'd never know. So, just to restate that is something we'll never know, you're not gonna find out later."
"As I'm sure you people are aware Wonton's gamma radiation mumps program went west and created a horny giant eye on legs."
"Wonton has reason to believe that the giant eye might have fathered a child."
"Now, she's gone, I can think about the eyechild."
"Trust me it won't be harmed."
"It has a name! It's called Skipper."
"What I couldn't work out was how he'd managed to make another man pregnant. I guess we'd never know. So, just to restate that is something we'll never know, you're not gonna find out later."
"As I'm sure you people are aware Wonton's gamma radiation mumps program went west and created a horny giant eye on legs."
"Wonton has reason to believe that the giant eye might have fathered a child."
"Now, she's gone, I can think about the eyechild."
"Trust me it won't be harmed."
"It has a name! It's called Skipper."
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Skipper The Eyechild
I'm surprised you didn't draw the father (minus pixelation) considering some of the other things you've drawn...
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ReplyDeleteI was considering it Andi haha. But I thought it was too obscene for a fun April Fools post haha!
ReplyDeleteThat's fantastic. well-played!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant.
ReplyDelete"Jesus look at the size of that thing's rod!"
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