SENTIENT MUTANT BUTT
"Today's trial, which I have been randomly selected for as the subject, is going to take DNA from my brain, my ass and a hawk."
"Dr. Porter and I jump in surprise, immediately looking up to find a large, winged butt hovering in the air just inside of the glass."
"The next thing I know, I'm sitting across from my own ass, looking deep within his soulful eye."
"' I feel like you need a name.' I tell my own butt. 'I know that you are a part of me, and I love that about you, but you also need an identity of your own.'
My ass thinks about this proposition for a moment then nods in agreement. 'Alright, what's my name?'
'How about Portork?' I offer. 'That's a pretty sexy name.'"
"I watch as Portork slices off a thin, tender strip of meat and then chews it happily swallowing with complete satisfaction."
"As I lean in towards Portork, I see a massive cock beginning to grow out of the front of his body, stretching upward until it becomes a fully engorged shaft."
Chuck Tingle, Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt